Bob was showing off his bird dog to his friend Bill. They
went down towards a lake and Bob said to the dog, "How many
ducks are there boy?"
The dog raced off to the lake, came back a couple of
minutes later, and barked twice. Seconds later, two ducks
floated into view.
"That was unbelievable, can he do it again?" Bill
"Sure," responded Bob, "How many ducks are there
The dog raced off again, came back, and barked four
times. Four ducks flew in and landed on the pond.
"I have to have that dog," Bill said, "I'll give you
$5,000 and all of my hunting dogs."
They agreed to the deal, and Bill took the dog home to
show off to his wife.
Bill and his wife took his new dog down to the lake and
Bill said, "How many ducks are there boy?"
The dog raced off, came back, humped his wife's leg,
grabbed a stick, shook it, and threw it over his
"Bob ripped you off," his wife said. "You are such a
Bill protested, "But I saw it work, let me try again. How
many ducks are there boy?"
Again the dog raced off, came back, humped his wife's
leg, grabbed a stick, shook it, and threw it over his
"Well, shit," Bill said, "This dog is useless."
In a fit of rage he shot the dog.
Then, after shooting the dog, he went back and told the
story to Bob.
After hearing that Bill had killed the dog, Bob cried,
"You IDIOT! That dog was telling you that there were more
ducks than you could fucking shake a stick at!"
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